Notes: 5000 / 18 hours ago
from marriedcumslut (originally from ilovesexyblowjobs)
Notes: 103936 / 2 days ago
from avon (originally from rhyse)
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Notes: 4466 / 2 days ago
from avon (originally from mrthisbody)
Notes: 62518 / 2 days ago
from thegoodthebadandthequeer (originally from tastefullyoffensive)
Notes: 17377 / 2 days ago
from avon (originally from lawebloca)
Notes: 9934 / 1 week ago
from riskletter (originally from deathbed420)
Notes: 50 / 1 week ago
So jay Z said Eminem is the most overrated rapper of all time and “had a few good verses but is mad average” like are you dense?? Sorry he doesn’t talk about New York and money in every song. Eminem’s freestyles and disses are untouchable and the Marshall Mathers LP was lyrically…
Jay Z’s contributions to music looks like a commercial.
Notes: 295 / 1 week ago
from rocknrollforme (originally from akachief)
Just another Noel and Liam Gallagher interview that turned into a couple therapy session…
Notes: 5353 / 1 week ago
Chicken or the Egg Debate 2.0 [doghousediaries]
The EGG came first. The premise never stated “chicken egg” it just said egg.
The thing that laid the egg wasn’t a chicken, but the thing inside the egg IS a chicken.
The egg was there before the chicken was.
How hard is this to grasp? Your own graphic clearly points out that the egg came first, yet you still made a claim for a chicken? Sorry, no.
Notes: 8494 / 1 week ago
from johnnycheeseburger (originally from oatmeal)
"Hey bro, you got the time?"
"Yeah, it’s … hang on. Just a sec. God f**king damnit. "
Notes: 15140 / 2 weeks ago
from chambersofmolly (originally from vispreeve)
Shia LaBeouf in Los Angeles, September 2014
shia lebeouf always comin thru with the look of the season
I would love to make fun of this guy, but he has made out with Megan Fox and I haven’t.
Notes: 112280 / 2 weeks ago
from cracked (originally from kushandwizdom)
Someone said “Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.”….. Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..
I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..
Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be
Notes: 22513 / 2 weeks ago
from tastefullyoffensive (originally from popsonnet)
Notes: 33146 / 2 weeks ago
Notes: 55 / 2 weeks ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. So THAT is why there are so many religious people. Now I understand.