1. Notes: 23264 / 10 hours ago  from semillamala (originally from pork2k)
   

   twistedfuckk:

   we ran out of plates

   LIKE!

   (Source: pork2k)

    
2. Notes: 103 / 13 hours ago  from namelessgenxer (originally from ummagumma-)
   

   divineirony:

   What’s that Moses? You were up there talking to a burning shrubbery? Sounds legit.

   (Source: ummagumma-)

    
3. Notes: 183 / 13 hours ago  from namelessgenxer (originally from atheistoverdose)
   

   atheistoverdose:

   Science ftw.

    
4. Notes: 8 / 13 hours ago  from namelessgenxer (originally from atheismforthewin)
   

   namelessgenxer:

   atheismforthewin:

   Oh shit guys, end of the world again. We all prepared?

   I am, and I feel fine…

   May 27, 2012?

   *Looks around* Are we still here? Oh, we are. Shit guys, that was close.
   
   Raptures of the believers: 0
   Rational-thinking human beings: 3

    
5. Notes: 2768 / 14 hours ago  from juliasegal (originally from nosdrinker)
   

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6. Notes: 12646 / 14 hours ago  from juliasegal (originally from drug-rug)
   

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7. Notes: 9 / 1 day ago 
   

   I don’t know why I am cackling like an insane person at this, but it is ridiculously funny to me for some reason.

   • Tagged:
   • zod
   • kneel
   • superman
   • obama
   • hope
   • lol
   • haha
   • funny
   • hilarious
    
8. Notes: 1 / 1 day ago 

   Watching your dog or cat chase a laser is no longer interesting to me.

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   • penguins
   • laser
   • adorable
   • zoo
   • animals
   • funny
9. Notes: 180 / 2 days ago  from namelessgenxer
   

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10. Notes: 19387 / 2 days ago  from snazzyblackbarbie (originally from charlie-gay)

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11. Notes: 2 / 2 days ago  from snazzyblackbarbie
    

    i hope that the next woman i date owns a pair of these.

    (Source: snazzyblackbarbie)

     
12. Notes: 45252 / 3 days ago  from perpetuallyeffervescent (originally from quantumaniac)

    ratherdielaughing:

    What if Logos Told the Truth?

    A series by Viktor Hertz.

    

    The tumblr one

    

    so true

    HOME.

    

    (Source: quantumaniac)

13. Notes: 91 / 3 days ago  from perpetuallyeffervescent (originally from the-skull-kid)
    

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14. Notes: 24143 / 3 days ago  from riskletter (originally from villa-kulla)
    

    villa-kulla:

    Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?

    And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?

    Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?

    
    The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

    That reporter should lose their job and be completely blacklisted.

     
15. Notes: 3062 / 3 days ago  from perpetuallyeffervescent (originally from dream-it-in-color)
    

    (Source: dream-it-in-color)

     

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