1. Notes: 5000 / 18 hours ago  from marriedcumslut (originally from ilovesexyblowjobs)
    Relationship goals.

    Relationship goals.

     
  2. Notes: 103936 / 2 days ago  from avon (originally from rhyse)
    iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
    Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
    iPhone user: I just like this pho-
    Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  3. Notes: 4466 / 2 days ago  from avon (originally from mrthisbody)

    (Source: mrthisbody)

     
  4. Notes: 62518 / 2 days ago  from thegoodthebadandthequeer (originally from tastefullyoffensive)
     
  5. Notes: 17377 / 2 days ago  from avon (originally from lawebloca)

    avon:

    NEED

    (Source: lawebloca)

  6. Notes: 9934 / 1 week ago  from riskletter (originally from deathbed420)

    (Source: deathbed420)

     
  7. Notes: 50 / 1 week ago  from thedanksideofthemoon
    http://thedanksideofthemoon.tumblr.com/post/97433843217/so-jay-z-said-eminem-is-the-most-overrated-rapper

    thedanksideofthemoon:

    So jay Z said Eminem is the most overrated rapper of all time and “had a few good verses but is mad average” like are you dense?? Sorry he doesn’t talk about New York and money in every song. Eminem’s freestyles and disses are untouchable and the Marshall Mathers LP was lyrically…

    Jay Z’s contributions to music looks like a commercial.

  8. Notes: 295 / 1 week ago  from rocknrollforme (originally from akachief)

    akachief:

    Just another Noel and Liam Gallagher interview that turned into a couple therapy session…

  9. Notes: 5353 / 1 week ago  from tastefullyoffensive

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Chicken or the Egg Debate 2.0 [doghousediaries]


    The EGG came first. The premise never stated “chicken egg” it just said egg.

    The thing that laid the egg wasn’t a chicken, but the thing inside the egg IS a chicken.

    The egg was there before the chicken was.

    How hard is this to grasp? Your own graphic clearly points out that the egg came first, yet you still made a claim for a chicken? Sorry, no.

    EGG.

  10. Notes: 8494 / 1 week ago  from johnnycheeseburger (originally from oatmeal)
    oatmeal:

"Hey bro, you got the time?" "Yeah, it’s … hang on.  Just a sec.  God f**king damnit. " 

    oatmeal:

    "Hey bro, you got the time?" 

    "Yeah, it’s … hang on.  Just a sec.  God f**king damnit. " 

     
  11. Notes: 15140 / 2 weeks ago  from chambersofmolly (originally from vispreeve)

    dekutree:

    vispreeve:

    Shia LaBeouf in Los Angeles, September 2014

    shia lebeouf always comin thru with the look of the season

    I would love to make fun of this guy, but he has made out with Megan Fox and I haven’t.

  12. Notes: 112280 / 2 weeks ago  from cracked (originally from kushandwizdom)

    Someone said “Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.”….. Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

    nerdsandgamersftw:

    shez-a-b0mbshell:

    kushandwizdom:

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

    Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

    image

    [x]

  13. Notes: 22513 / 2 weeks ago  from tastefullyoffensive (originally from popsonnet)
    tastefullyoffensive:

[popsonnet]
     
  14. Notes: 33146 / 2 weeks ago  from tastefullyoffensive

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Unnecessary Explosions [via]

    Previously: Cats Who Forgot How to Cat

    BEST THING EVER.

    Everyone reblog this!

  15. Notes: 55 / 2 weeks ago  from annabellehector
    annabellehector:

Oh God

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. So THAT is why there are so many religious people. Now I understand.

    annabellehector:

    Oh God

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. So THAT is why there are so many religious people. Now I understand.

     
avatar_128
 
 

Male. Phoenix, AZ.

Apple Device Hoarder. Social Media Addict. Registered Independent. Former Ohioan.
Love 90s everything.

Chris Hardwick gave me POINTS on Twitter once. (Seriously, search my tags for "points")

Click my "About" if you want to know more:

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

MySpace Tracker

 
 

Following

golduckdynastypearljamthebetamachineatmidnightccgrungebooktastefullyoffensivecrackedthegoodthebadandthequeerjuliasegalteamcocofunsuioatmealriskletterwhitewhineshes-an-isosmethanietheasteroidsgalaxytourofficialolive-you-moredisappointingurlceleblegsclientsfromhellthebluthcompanyterynrulezphantogrammusicgenitalsanxietyalessiaadavenavarro6767johnnycheeseburgerjive-talkbreakingbadamcavonhellaleksahliterallyunbelievableanimalsbeingdicksheyitsaprilcourtneycourtsvanessabferreirarocknrollforme90s90s90sthedandywarholspdximmensedarkblossombillymorrisonmusicannabellehectorweirdioscmpunkisnotimpressedspankmeimaskanktnafchambersofmollyakamadationstoddnewman7honestslogansgarfieldminusgarfieldkylekinanefuckyeahmassiveattackwwekellyoxfordtaste--the--painevils-finestslashleenstonefawxprebolognafeetfuckyeahhenryrollinsxkit-extensiondamonandverucajamesnicolelouiiiseashleybethardpornhubcommentsonstockphotosbunnygoboomtron-headcanonsclaudiaforniamisstabstevenshboarrestedwesterosbritishbrooketextsfromdanvilleastraicasolaurasaysamissamberkaymarkitzeronetbatmanrunningawayfromshitwhiteblackbarbiechickswithstevebuscemeyessiliconvalleyhboemzeldlahlahlandartha-ha-hauntedfuckyeahboymeetsworld-dirty30hotcoupleanthonybestnatashaleggerowtfismikewearingdestroyangelscarahfayewhitet--thwhedonversegifspickyourprettypoisonlucydomingatheolmsrebel-babyf00ksterellenpagesiselytreasureepic4chanwheresrandysavagegiantsubsteveisaacsswagdaddymaster2015sexysherezadaapt23officialfuckyeahsamandquorrafyeahcarahfayeskullrubheatherwilleyplaybeltfuckyeahtronlegacyguyswithfries4derpslongblackveiljanesaddictionohitsthe90stumbltronfuckyeahdannylohnerfunsizdprincessjenniferlawrencesniceboobiesjohnmayersbadhattitudesimplymainerawtoobigforstrollerpeppersprayingcopcandycrisisfuckyeahtrondanclearyfuckyeahbeavisandbuttheadlumen-piercewe-found-godxomegpakronlivemusicnotnowskeletorfuckyeahversantpizzaischoiceprincessfeatherlilyroseallenblogmuppetswithpeopleeyestocatchapredatorfuckyeahautocorrectaphrodaisykklavoraevilsfinestbadtattoosaubreyplaza
 

Tumblr