I don’t know why I am cackling like an insane person at this, but it is ridiculously funny to me for some reason.
Watching your dog or cat chase a laser is no longer interesting to me.
(Source: six7six7)
April 5th
When Marilyn Manson’s newest album fails, he will end up shocking door-to-door for food.
Yeah, after you eat my dinner.
(Source: shaving23spiders)
This about sums me up. Haha (Taken with instagram)
Good girl.
If you have ears like that, you deserve to have this happen.

(Source: barefoot-dancing)
Yep, fatties and children.
Seriously though, nice tattoo sleeves, gauges, and skinny jeans. I love how “unique” you are. ROFLMAO
What makes this Rye bread Jewish? Did it kill Jesus and save a bunch of money? (Taken with instagram)
LOL, cool trick Jesus.