I don’t know why I am cackling like an insane person at this, but it is ridiculously funny to me for some reason.
(Source: six7six7)
When Marilyn Manson’s newest album fails, he will end up shocking door-to-door for food.
Yeah, after you eat my dinner.
(Source: shaving23spiders)
This about sums me up. Haha (Taken with instagram)
Good girl.
Proof that democracy works.
Notice that it only took an hour.
That’s it, I’m going outside. The internet is getting too fucking weird for me.
What makes this Rye bread Jewish? Did it kill Jesus and save a bunch of money? (Taken with instagram)
LOL, cool trick Jesus.
My New Year’s Resolution
So busy.
Happy Hanukkah to all the Jews who are smart enough to not believe in Jesus, but dumb enough to still be religious.
Via someecards
The rest of my life will now be dedicated to finding an occasion where I can tip like this: