I don’t know why I am cackling like an insane person at this, but it is ridiculously funny to me for some reason.
(Source: six7six7)
April 5th
When Marilyn Manson’s newest album fails, he will end up shocking door-to-door for food.
Yeah, after you eat my dinner.
(Source: shaving23spiders)
This about sums me up. Haha (Taken with instagram)
Good girl.
If you have ears like that, you deserve to have this happen.
Proof that democracy works.
Notice that it only took an hour.
That’s it, I’m going outside. The internet is getting too fucking weird for me.

(Source: barefoot-dancing)
Yep, fatties and children.
Seriously though, nice tattoo sleeves, gauges, and skinny jeans. I love how “unique” you are. ROFLMAO
What makes this Rye bread Jewish? Did it kill Jesus and save a bunch of money? (Taken with instagram)